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The halibut, for instance, is a revelation. Served with a delicate crab bisque sauce, it’s so tender and flavorful, you’ll swear it swam all the way from Alaska just to land on your plate.

But here we are, folks, in the great state of Ohio, where the corn is high, the football is serious, and apparently, the seafood game is strong enough to make coastal dwellers do a double-take.