The Great Turkey Pardon of 2017 is almost upon us and in preparation the internet is cooking up some exceptionally bad satire and a few of the tastiest turkey name jokes you've ever heard.

An curved arrow pointing right. President Obama went all out with dad jokes during his final Thanksgiving turkey pardon at the White House. Follow BI Video: On Twitter More from Politics President ...

Christmas and laughter go together like turkey and sprouts ... here’s our selection of some of the best (and worst) Christmas jokes ever… "One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.” ...

"Dad stays [as] far away from the turkey as possible," Katia Washington ... dissecting movies, telling jokes [and] telling set stories." Katia is one of Denzel's four children.