Not to sound like the grandpa from Rugrats, but back in my day, the Tooth Fairy left you a fresh dollar bill and you were happy with it. These days, kids are more likely to get $5. (Or $5.84, ...

As the scene ends with the kids holding up their masterpieces of a butterfly and rainbow, the “Tooth Fairy” has meanwhile drawn one that says “Income under $90,000,” referring to the ...